a fat rant. i’m fat and it’s ok, i am not stupid, ugly, lazy or selfish. lol

This is awesome.

I think that I have heard it all now…the question is - “So what kind of shirt do you wear?” - what kind of questions can you come up with? You have got to be kidding me - lol.

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Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”

“educational purposes”……….LOL

When I stumbled across this awesome Tax Rap contest from Turbo Tax, I thought - hey - Turbo Tax, Vanilla Ice and $25,000 - what more can you ask for? Well, there is more - in the name of a rapping old lady. Kwality!