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Whatever, Whatever, I’ll Do What I Want!

theworstblogger — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:55:59 +0000

I mean… if she was 14, I might actually be inclined to think she’s not ready to be a mother.

Surprise Guest on SNL Opening

theworstblogger — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:20:25 +0000

If you’re into politics at all and you missed last weekend’s opening SNL skit, check it out:

Cheerleader Gets Pummeled

theworstblogger — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:14:45 +0000

BAM!!!

Rubik’s Cube Madness

theworstblogger — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:08:18 +0000

You probably have a more functioning social life than this guy, but he’s got everyone pegged in the Rubik’s Cube department. A 10.56 second solve:

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a !!!

theworstblogger — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:21:42 +0000

Overcrowded Wave Pool in Tokyo

theworstblogger — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:07:34 +0000

When you cram 125 million people into an area smaller than California and build a wave pool, this happens:

World’s Fastest Internet Connection

theworstblogger — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:29:12 +0000

“A 75-year-old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been given a scorching 40 Gbps internet connection — the fastest residential connection anywhere in the world. Sigbritt Löthberg is the mother of Swedish internet guru Peter Löthberg, who is using his mother to prove that fiber networks can deliver a cost-effective, ultra-fast connection. Sigbritt, who has never owned a computer before, can now watch 1,500 HDTV channels simultaneously or download a whole high definition DVD in two seconds. Apparently ‘the hardest part of the whole project was installing Windows on Sigbritt’s PC.’”

This Is Just Horrible

theworstblogger — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 22:58:40 +0000

A judge, yes JUDGE is suing a dry cleaners for $54 million for allegedly losing his pants. Yes, allegedly. They may not have even lost his pants.

Two years ago, the dry cleaners (run by Korean immigrants) said they lost the pants. A few days later, they claimed they found them. He said they were cheap knockoffs and demanded $1150 for a new suit.

Now, he demands $54 million by abusing consumer protection laws. The crux of the claim is that they owe $18k for every day over four years that their sign said “same day service” and “satisfaction guaranteed.”

This guy is a JUDGE. He makes decisions on cases. He should be removed immediately. Instead, he still presides over cases, while attempting to ruin a poor immigrant family’s life. Apparently, he recently went through a costly divorce and is now trying to extort money from a hard-working immigrant family. This country really needs tort reform.

Paris Hilton Back To Jail

theworstblogger — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 20:12:44 +0000

I’m not one to normally blog about Paris Hilton, but this is just too funny. After being released from jail to serve house arrest due to a mysterious medical ailment, Paris was ordered back to jail by a judge. She apparently screamed and cried in the courtroom. What a sissy. Here’s a news story with the full details.

Ultimate Paintball Site

theworstblogger — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:48:00 +0000

Note: This post is sponsored post.

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