Top 10 Reasons I hate the T-Mobile MDA

1. It has no physical keyboard - this one was obvious from the moment I saw this phone. I thought I could look past this small quirk. Over the past 5 months, I have wanted to throw this thing out the window at many things: (including but not limited to: 18-wheelers on the interstate, a speeding cab in the streets of Chicago, and a Mexi-melt from Taco Bell
2. The darn thing won’t charge in my car once the battery goes dead. You have to physically charge it in a wall charger and my car charger just won’t work - this really stinks
3. the previous statement leads to this one: one would think that any USB based charger would work with this phone (sorry blackberry users, no luck)
4. Call waiting - when I hit ’swap’ I expect the phone to well - switch calls - good luck getting that to work
5. Pushing buttons - well let’s see - this is a hard one - the buttons just don’t work on the touch pad half the time - if I hit the call status, I expect to see the keypad to enter my conference call #, not go to Speakerphone
6. quickBoot time - the other day, I left my house, turned on the phone in the car - by the time I got to Costco - over 4 miles away, the phone finally came up with the password screen when I pulled into the parking place - a good 8 minutes later. Gotta love a ‘mobile’ phone that you can actually use in the car
7. we’ll call this one - “general Windows freak out”. 75% of the time this phone freaks out, windows won’t close and it just plain doesn’t work, way to go Pocket PC 5.0
8. hold up and then go ballistic - this is what I call it when I try to end a call, hit the “end” button like 10 times and nothing happens - then in about 1 minute, the phone sounds like a machine gun when it performs all 10 of those button presses in about 10 milliseconds
9. taking a picture of the inside of your pocket - nothing cooler than getting a quick picture of the inside of your pants - gotta love the camera placement button
10. going silent when not asked to - sometimes this thing just goes into silent mode when not even told to - many days, my silent mode it off, all alert tones are set to off and ringer is set to off - just by itself - nothing caused this, it just decided to go ’silent’

Don’t get me wrong, when the pocket pc phone works, it’s great, but when it’s not, I have a mind to throw it in the fryer at my local McDonalds!

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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: 1) Yeah, Baby, Push it! 2) C’mon, give me one more Harder! 3) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

29: We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”

“BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass <<4D.gif>> and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.